Mammalian Diving Reflex & Kyoto Experiment 2017 present: The Children's Choice Awards, starring 40 kids from the Kinrin Elementary School
13 October 2008
The Oak Tree
The Oak Tree was a play by Tim Crouch and starring a different localish well-known actor who has no idea what they’re supposed to do. The play is about a hypnotist who has killed a young girl by accident with his car and his encounter with the girl’s anguished father who thinks he’s managed to transfer the girl’s soul into a tree. There was lots of contact with the audience, Tim often directly addressing the jury, which nicely opened the door for some additional comments from the young jurors. The kids were not convinced that the actor, a woman, had never participated before – I talked to her and it was true. It would have helped me and the kids if we had been familiar with her; in other places people like Mike Myers play the role. Formally, it had some really interesting stuff, but – if I may indulge in some subjective opinion – it climaxed with tears and soulful monologues delivered into the middle distance. What is it that actors are looking at out there?
Ecstatic City
Ecstatic City was a video installation in raised huts, which sat in the fountain outside the Arts Centre. Outside there was a projection of people flying and inside there were short videos, some by pros, some by students. The huts could just fit the jury, almost as if they were constructed with the jury in mind.
Patti Smith
Patti Smith had a photo show up at the Anna Schwarz gallery. It was about the death of her friend, the photographer Robert Maplethorpe. Patti liked the idea of the Children’s Choice Awards and asked to me them. So that’s what happened. She talked about her work, what it takes to be a rock star and cautioned against being a arrogant VIP (a problem some jury members are struggling with).
Newsboys
News Boys is a collaboration between Lone Twin and Suitcase Royale, the guys who are doing our fake paparazzi. Lone Twin wandered around Melbourne and collected stories about mundane day-to-day things. Red ball sits undisturbed in school year, man feels his life is dull, couple have an argument about whether to go out for dinner or dancing. Stuff like that. Then they printed these stories on broadsheets and Suitcase Royale acted like newsboys and distributed it. When the jury came by they also asked them about their lives – what did you have for breakfast, for ex – and then called those out as if they were the top of the news.
two-faced bastard
Two-Faced Bastard by Australia’s Chunky Move, was a show that happened on two sides of a curtain – one of those verticle blinds that can be altered so that you see through the slats. But it started off as a solid wall. On the other side there was a panel discussion about art by a bunch of artists who went through a few ideas around performance and the audience. On my side a woman danced. Gradually all the panelists left the panel and came over to dance. Then a bunch of stuff happened including: a guy searched for “Stephanie” but couldn’t find her and was abused by a sort of host of the show. It was absurdist – rational man in an irrational universe kind of thing. Then a bunch of other stuff happened. Lots of rigourous dancing, some choral speaking, a war, a little chicken girl and some kissing through a table. Then the audience was invited to sit on the other side. I declined. Then there was a robot. And then it was over. There was a Q&A where we learned that they developed the show over the course of two years, in chunks totaling 15 weeks.
i have the taste of an 11-year-old
So we’ve seen about seven things and I am somewhat astonished to find that the Jury’s rankings are identical to my own. What has garnered the most points is the same show I enjoyed the most, what is at the bottom also accords with my own feelings and everything in between is ordered exactly how I would order it. What does this mean? That I have the taste of an eleven-year-old, I guess.
challenges
One of the toughests aspects of organizing this and Haircuts by Children is managing to achieve some level of diversity. In Toronto we’ve managed to cultivate a great relationship with Parkdale Public School, getting to know a lot of the students and their families, so that we can call up kids and find a good mix of collaborators. We’ve put a lot of effort into this, picking kids up at their homes, dropping them off, inviting whole families over for dinner, taking them out on trips to the Science Centre, the Island and a zombie movie – a bad idea, btw, don’t ever do that. Zombie movies are FOR ADULTS. We also took a bunch to Misha Glouberman’s participatory sound performances. That was funny. The kids were so embarrassed to see a group of adults making random screeching noises that they were physically unable to stay in the room. Even little Sanath, clocking in at 8-years-old, declared the event to be ‘gay.’ And we understood him to mean the bad kind of gay, not the good kind and not the happy kind, which is more like the bad kind.
Here the festival hooked us up with the very mixed neighborhood of Footscray but, for some reason, it didn’t yield a diversity of participants. It’s hard to say why but, likely, the typical challenges confronting recent immigrants precluded a broad participation: over-worked parents, unfamiliarity with Australian cultural activities, language barriers etc.
Here the festival hooked us up with the very mixed neighborhood of Footscray but, for some reason, it didn’t yield a diversity of participants. It’s hard to say why but, likely, the typical challenges confronting recent immigrants precluded a broad participation: over-worked parents, unfamiliarity with Australian cultural activities, language barriers etc.
12 October 2008
go fantine!
yeh i agree with fantine morgan can post anything she wants. well actually anyone can send what the want
isabelle oxo
isabelle oxo
Back off
DON"T BE MEAN!!! Morgan only posted one photo of her dog!!!!!!!!!! yeah well nobody CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!
PS Sign your post next time.
Fantine
PS Sign your post next time.
Fantine
DOG HATER
um morgan can you stop sending stuff about your dog because no one cares and its REALLY BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blogging is FUN!!!!
hey everybody it's Ishaan just checkin in so has anything exciting happened? if not no need to write nothing exiting been with me exept that I ishaan bose casson am in children's choice awards!!!!!!!!! beleive it or not!!
i saw...
PATTI SMITH & NEWSBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NEWSBOYS WERE REALLY FUNNY & PATTI SMITH'S EXHIBITION WAS REALLY SAD IT WAS ABOUT HER FRIEND THAT HAD DIED OF AIDS : (
SEEYA!!
FANTINE
FRICKEN HELL!!!!!!!!
FOR THE LAST TIME DOES ANYONE HAVE MSN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
P.S. if you do please leave your name and email
Fantine
P.S. if you do please leave your name and email
Fantine
OMG OMG OMG
Hi people!
Hannah here! anyways I went to see Patti smith and the newsboys today!! YAY!! The newsboys were really funny and if u went to desert island dances you would now who they r! remember the fake paparazzi? well if u do that was them! they shouted out what addi had for breakfast and it was just on the streets! most people didnt know what was going on!! and Patti Smith showed us these like really deep photographs! they kinda captivated you when u look at them
anyways Hi to holly, addi and all the rest of my friends!
Cyaz at skool!
Hannah here! anyways I went to see Patti smith and the newsboys today!! YAY!! The newsboys were really funny and if u went to desert island dances you would now who they r! remember the fake paparazzi? well if u do that was them! they shouted out what addi had for breakfast and it was just on the streets! most people didnt know what was going on!! and Patti Smith showed us these like really deep photographs! they kinda captivated you when u look at them
anyways Hi to holly, addi and all the rest of my friends!
Cyaz at skool!
11 October 2008
having fun
hey its isabelle and rachel we are soooo tired now we stayed up until 1;00am and rachel has a performance 2night. we made the yummiest desserts ever! it had chocolate sauce, strawberrys, rasberrys, blueberrys, m&ms, like three bags of lollies, ten pieces of chocolate each and vanilla ice cream all in one cup (each)
Hi every1
Yesterday i saw Two Faced Bastard.
It was so funny!!! I loved the chicken suit!! me and sam couldn't breathe becoz of laughter. The dances were really well choreographed and in unison. It was kinda cool coz the dancers were just doing theie own thing. They didn't care about wat the other dancers were doing. It was amazing. The start(from the left side) was quite confusing for a kids to understand but it grew on u with wat they were trying to say.
That's just a little preveiw of the play
Holly
Yesterday i saw Two Faced Bastard.
It was so funny!!! I loved the chicken suit!! me and sam couldn't breathe becoz of laughter. The dances were really well choreographed and in unison. It was kinda cool coz the dancers were just doing theie own thing. They didn't care about wat the other dancers were doing. It was amazing. The start(from the left side) was quite confusing for a kids to understand but it grew on u with wat they were trying to say.
That's just a little preveiw of the play
Holly
kids and gifts
a string of excerpts from
Coming of Age in Suburbia: Gifting the Consumer Child
Alison J. Clark
from the book
Designing Modern Childhoods: History, Space and the Material Culture of Children
Children have most often been constructed as “proto-adults” considered largely in terms of socialization and the context of their caregivers. While children have been construed as peripheral objects of study, childhood itself has been considered as a static entity within social theory; “sociological accounts locate childhood in some timeless zone standing as it were to the side of the mainstream (that is adult) history and culture.” It is perhaps this tendency toward the disavowal of children’s agency that explains the neglect, within the bulk of critical literature around contemporary children’s consumption, to socially contextualize the acquisitive behaviour of children and their highly nuanced tastes for specific styles and typologies of goods
Contrary to the burgeoning discourse around children, brands, and consumer culture… it is through a dialectical relationship with the universal and particular nature of commodities and gifts that children generate a dynamic relationship with adults and peers around the value of “things” and social relations.
As the risk taking of childhood is moved ever further from the unsupervised physical geography of the park and the street, consumption and the exchange of related knowledge becomes the key means through which children generate an autonomous, risk-filled “space” of negotiation and social interaction. In this respect, the “currency” and temporality of brands, good, and designs takes on a crucial role in the formation of middle childhood.
Children’s “annoyance” and “embarrassment” with receiving inappropriate styles of gifts is framed in a sense of knowing fondness of adult incompetence in such matters, rather than avaricious intent. Indeed, children identify the embarrassing” relative’s gift as part of a repertoire of adult gifts they will receive annually for Christmas or birthdays.
As preadolescent children gain greater autonomy, they invert the established child/parent relations, whereby the child pose a risk of social liability. They begin to suffer the embarrassment of their affiliations with adults in the form, for example of inappropriate gifts such as out-of-fashion toys and handmade sweaters. In this way, children and parents engage in a tentative and dynamic process or morality making, mediated by the normative as constructed through strategies of child/parent gift giving.
In the power relations of gifting between adults and children, each generation is aware of projecting itself onto the other and, in this process, adults and children decide whether or not to collude with or denounce the other… Children may at once willingly respect the intentions of adults and willfully assert themselves against them, mocking “embarrassing” presents while also making strenuous efforts to hide their parent’ shame. Both can chose to point out the discrepancies or respect them, and they might do either depending on the state of play of the relationship itself, because the potential to sanction either by humiliation is great.
Children’s normative gift culture, by incorporating brands and the temporality of designed goods, constitutes a form of space in which the contradictory expectations of contemporary care giving are enacted. With the increasing domestication of children’s lives, this “space” – of objects and the minutiae of design- replaces the public space of “the street” as the key arena of knowledge making and risk taking crucial to the construction of children’s personhood and moral worlds.
Coming of Age in Suburbia: Gifting the Consumer Child
Alison J. Clark
from the book
Designing Modern Childhoods: History, Space and the Material Culture of Children
Children have most often been constructed as “proto-adults” considered largely in terms of socialization and the context of their caregivers. While children have been construed as peripheral objects of study, childhood itself has been considered as a static entity within social theory; “sociological accounts locate childhood in some timeless zone standing as it were to the side of the mainstream (that is adult) history and culture.” It is perhaps this tendency toward the disavowal of children’s agency that explains the neglect, within the bulk of critical literature around contemporary children’s consumption, to socially contextualize the acquisitive behaviour of children and their highly nuanced tastes for specific styles and typologies of goods
Contrary to the burgeoning discourse around children, brands, and consumer culture… it is through a dialectical relationship with the universal and particular nature of commodities and gifts that children generate a dynamic relationship with adults and peers around the value of “things” and social relations.
As the risk taking of childhood is moved ever further from the unsupervised physical geography of the park and the street, consumption and the exchange of related knowledge becomes the key means through which children generate an autonomous, risk-filled “space” of negotiation and social interaction. In this respect, the “currency” and temporality of brands, good, and designs takes on a crucial role in the formation of middle childhood.
Children’s “annoyance” and “embarrassment” with receiving inappropriate styles of gifts is framed in a sense of knowing fondness of adult incompetence in such matters, rather than avaricious intent. Indeed, children identify the embarrassing” relative’s gift as part of a repertoire of adult gifts they will receive annually for Christmas or birthdays.
As preadolescent children gain greater autonomy, they invert the established child/parent relations, whereby the child pose a risk of social liability. They begin to suffer the embarrassment of their affiliations with adults in the form, for example of inappropriate gifts such as out-of-fashion toys and handmade sweaters. In this way, children and parents engage in a tentative and dynamic process or morality making, mediated by the normative as constructed through strategies of child/parent gift giving.
In the power relations of gifting between adults and children, each generation is aware of projecting itself onto the other and, in this process, adults and children decide whether or not to collude with or denounce the other… Children may at once willingly respect the intentions of adults and willfully assert themselves against them, mocking “embarrassing” presents while also making strenuous efforts to hide their parent’ shame. Both can chose to point out the discrepancies or respect them, and they might do either depending on the state of play of the relationship itself, because the potential to sanction either by humiliation is great.
Children’s normative gift culture, by incorporating brands and the temporality of designed goods, constitutes a form of space in which the contradictory expectations of contemporary care giving are enacted. With the increasing domestication of children’s lives, this “space” – of objects and the minutiae of design- replaces the public space of “the street” as the key arena of knowledge making and risk taking crucial to the construction of children’s personhood and moral worlds.
I SAW TOW FACE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I SAW TOW FACE BASTARD TODAY IT WAS relly FUNNY.THE PEOPLE WHO WERE DACEING WERE really really good.
morgan
morgan
HI EVERYONE
hi it's sam two faced bastard was sooooooo funny the people who didn't come you should of because it's was great fun. hi to everyone (holly, hannah, addi,) and the others.
its a fog
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bettie is my !!!!!!!!
the cute dog is my mohahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to harry
i'm sorry to say this but harry THAT WAS A STPUID IDEA WITH THOSE GT2S! i think i might have to go with lambos if you keep this up my god! i'm going crazy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yours sincerely Ishaan
yours sincerely Ishaan
I AM A STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO ALL YOU KIDS I GUESS UR ALL SCARED TO DEATH OF ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY BACK TO THE WORLDS SCARIEST BLOG! SO WHILE I WRITE THESE EXTREMELY SCARY WORDS ULL ALL BE DEAD AND I WILL SIT BACK AND RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM WORLDS SCARIEST BLOGGER!
P.S. i am one of the kids
FROM WORLDS SCARIEST BLOGGER!
P.S. i am one of the kids
hi everybody!
Hi this is Ishaan and two faced bastard was soooooooooooo funny my god and a little bit pg 13! anway can't wait til thursday(eighth blackbird) if any of u are going TELL ME!
yours sincerely Ishaan
P.S you guys really should put ur names in i mean jeez louise!
yours sincerely Ishaan
P.S you guys really should put ur names in i mean jeez louise!
10 October 2008
HI
HI HANNAH and hi to everyone else I can't wait till my first show which is on Sunday =.='. RACHEL'S going to be there YAY hehe and umm BYE NOW! xox Annie =]
HI PEEPZ
Hi everyone!! Hannah here
isn't this blog like the best?!?!?!
everyone is writing comments
hi to holly, addi, jeremy,annie,
simz and patrick;) (and everyone
else! duh!)
Luv Ya's All!!
Cya at skool! Mwah
isn't this blog like the best?!?!?!
everyone is writing comments
hi to holly, addi, jeremy,annie,
simz and patrick;) (and everyone
else! duh!)
Luv Ya's All!!
Cya at skool! Mwah
bettie
this is my dog bettie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she is my wet farty doggy she is ugly for short i call her w.f or poop
ANNOYING!!!!
how ANNOYING was it at desert island dances with the FAKE papparazzi. also i am so dumb it took me like half an hour to find how to put a new post.
Desert Island Dances - Wendy Houston and The Big Game by Polyglot Theatre
I'm going write quick descriptions of the show, avoiding my own opinions.
Desert Island Dances was a solo performance by london-based Wendy Houston. She used chalk and words and dance to tell her story. It was a complex story that imagined us on an lovely island, but the island was very slippery, always becoming something else. It's hard show to describe. At a mid-way point she evaluated the audiences response so far, graphing it along a back wall, contributing to a chalk mural that was accumulating. There were small vague stories illustrated with an intense physicality. Many people laughed including many of the jury. They also squirmed. I, too, laughed and squirmed but it was late and I'm still jet-lagged.
The Big Game was a show by Melbourne-based Polyglot. It was for primary school kids in a large warehouse kind of place that used to be a meat market. The show began with various cheerleaders encouraging vocal animosity between different sections of the audience. Some of the jury members got into a mean-spirited yelling match, started by some young n'er-do-wells sitting beside us. Video of the screaming match to be posted soon. The show told the story of a volcano who forbid the people to play a game. His daughter was somehow involved and then, eventually, there was a challenge and a few kids from the audience were selected (they were plants, we later learned, or a least kids who had been involved with the workshop process)to play the Big Game. The Big Game involved the actors rolling dice and the kids having to do a bunch of stuff. Each kid represented a different section of the audience, who all participated by cheering, singing lullabies and screaming at each other. After a winner was determined, we all killed the volcano by throwing paper planes at it but that made his daughter sad so he came back to life. The end. In Act Two, the audience was invited to play the game and get involved in other activities. Video to follow.
Desert Island Dances was a solo performance by london-based Wendy Houston. She used chalk and words and dance to tell her story. It was a complex story that imagined us on an lovely island, but the island was very slippery, always becoming something else. It's hard show to describe. At a mid-way point she evaluated the audiences response so far, graphing it along a back wall, contributing to a chalk mural that was accumulating. There were small vague stories illustrated with an intense physicality. Many people laughed including many of the jury. They also squirmed. I, too, laughed and squirmed but it was late and I'm still jet-lagged.
The Big Game was a show by Melbourne-based Polyglot. It was for primary school kids in a large warehouse kind of place that used to be a meat market. The show began with various cheerleaders encouraging vocal animosity between different sections of the audience. Some of the jury members got into a mean-spirited yelling match, started by some young n'er-do-wells sitting beside us. Video of the screaming match to be posted soon. The show told the story of a volcano who forbid the people to play a game. His daughter was somehow involved and then, eventually, there was a challenge and a few kids from the audience were selected (they were plants, we later learned, or a least kids who had been involved with the workshop process)to play the Big Game. The Big Game involved the actors rolling dice and the kids having to do a bunch of stuff. Each kid represented a different section of the audience, who all participated by cheering, singing lullabies and screaming at each other. After a winner was determined, we all killed the volcano by throwing paper planes at it but that made his daughter sad so he came back to life. The end. In Act Two, the audience was invited to play the game and get involved in other activities. Video to follow.
excerpt from John R. Gillis
"In Western cultures childhood remains a prime source of selfhood, especially for men, the thing they use to explian themselves to themselves and others. In a secular age that has ceased to believe in eternity, childhood has becojme a guarantee of immortality, the one solid thing left when everthying else seems to melt into thin air. It is the most photographed of life's phases. "We fend off death's terros, snapshot by snapshot," observes Anne Higonnet, "pretending to save the moment, halt time, preserve childhood intact." In the latest phase of WEstern cultural development, the favorite image is that of the unborn child, stranded on its fetal island, the ultimate representation of pristine origins, the original uncorrupted self."
- John, R. Gillis, The Islanding of Children - Reshaping the Mythical Landscape of Childhood from Designing Modern Childhoods: History, Space and the Material Culture of Children. Edited by Marta Gutman and Ning de Coninck-Smith.
- John, R. Gillis, The Islanding of Children - Reshaping the Mythical Landscape of Childhood from Designing Modern Childhoods: History, Space and the Material Culture of Children. Edited by Marta Gutman and Ning de Coninck-Smith.
the papparazzi
yah, they're fake, like I said. But they're GOOD
this is them: Suitcase Royale
They're doing a great project a the festival where they publish a small newpaper that has articles about small things that are happening around town. Apparently, yesterday there was a red ball in a field. And today there's a piece of loose concrete near Flinders station. Read all about it!!
this is them: Suitcase Royale
They're doing a great project a the festival where they publish a small newpaper that has articles about small things that are happening around town. Apparently, yesterday there was a red ball in a field. And today there's a piece of loose concrete near Flinders station. Read all about it!!
hey guys
I'me here with my friends Ishaan and max by the way it's Alexander here I don't know what to blog about so i will just go crazy with the key pad tgrjklhnb b b b b b b b b g bhjmjynlgm /lehrtmn'5yjnuehtk mn'uywn m'ru'ioe t there's something to blog about
see ya!!! :)
see ya!!! :)
Footscray City 4 ever
Hello People,
Anyway I (Sean Wisdom) am looking forward to seing Batsheva Max dance company on Monday night.
Anyway I (Sean Wisdom) am looking forward to seing Batsheva Max dance company on Monday night.
Hi EvErYoNe
HI PEEPZ
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CHILDRENS CHOICE AWARDS!! LALALALALALALALALALA :)I LIKE BLOGGING. IT'S SO FUN. THE PICS OF US MAGNET MAKING ARE REALLY KOOL. EXCEPT HANNAH IS REALLY ANNOYED COZ U DIDN'T PUT THE PIC OF HER AND SIMZ UP!!!! :( MICHEAL CAN'T WAIT BEAT U AGAIN @ A DRINKING CONTEST. YOU R GOING DOWN!!
CYA
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CHILDRENS CHOICE AWARDS!! LALALALALALALALALALA :)I LIKE BLOGGING. IT'S SO FUN. THE PICS OF US MAGNET MAKING ARE REALLY KOOL. EXCEPT HANNAH IS REALLY ANNOYED COZ U DIDN'T PUT THE PIC OF HER AND SIMZ UP!!!! :( MICHEAL CAN'T WAIT BEAT U AGAIN @ A DRINKING CONTEST. YOU R GOING DOWN!!
CYA
footscray kid will i am
hi everyone this is will i am porche sucks the best car is nissan skyline gtr r34 i hate it when the stupid papparazzi are fake they are so stupid they must be paid a lot of money though.......!!!!!!!!!!???????
porsche
porsche kicks ass and is the best brand of car u can not possibly beat it at all not even ferrari and merc. merc sucks jeza, well all the ones u like so hahaha u cant not any way beat porsche O.K JEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORSCHE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PORSCHE ROCKS U HEAR OK DANM IT DANM ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ok
sincerely Harry
sincerely Harry
Hi everyone,
Last night I went to desert island dances with Shauna, Tibby, Jeremy, Hannah, Harry, Che, Rachel, Frida, Eleanor, Nat, Darren, bern & Emma! and myself! We walked down the red carpet! So funny hahahahahahahaha! There was fake papparazzi! so funny! The show was funny too! there was just one actor and she was drawing stuff with chalk. She also did a headstand and was shaking. funny hahahahahaha!
See ya
Addi
Last night I went to desert island dances with Shauna, Tibby, Jeremy, Hannah, Harry, Che, Rachel, Frida, Eleanor, Nat, Darren, bern & Emma! and myself! We walked down the red carpet! So funny hahahahahahahaha! There was fake papparazzi! so funny! The show was funny too! there was just one actor and she was drawing stuff with chalk. She also did a headstand and was shaking. funny hahahahahaha!
See ya
Addi
Hi
Hi Ya'll
How r youse?
I'm so excited about going to Two Faced Bastard as well!!! It's going to be so kool!! Was it anyone's gold star besides mine? I'm so excited. I can't wait. This blog entry is so weird because i'm just qriting random stuff. Hannah says hi too. We are on the computer on Friday 10th. We are all split up so we're just doing random.
Bye,
Holly
How r youse?
I'm so excited about going to Two Faced Bastard as well!!! It's going to be so kool!! Was it anyone's gold star besides mine? I'm so excited. I can't wait. This blog entry is so weird because i'm just qriting random stuff. Hannah says hi too. We are on the computer on Friday 10th. We are all split up so we're just doing random.
Bye,
Holly
hello, from harry
last night was sooo fun all the magnets stayed on so that was good and we have turend the van into a porsche. well last night 10 of us went to see desert island dances i thought it was a wierd pice of art though but it was quite funny mainly
09 October 2008
so fun + exicting
HI ITS isabelle!
i am so exicted about going to two faced bastard so am i your bff mmc
i am so exicted about going to two faced bastard so am i your bff mmc
Hi Guys
Hi Guys,
It's Hannah and Holly. We remembered the blog address and stuff so we r know posting stuff. We are so happy that we are going to be participating in the Children's Choice Awards. Hannah's first performance is tonight. She is watching Desert Island Dances and she is so excited. Holly's first performance is on Saturday. She is watching Two Faced Bastard. She is so excited.
Luv youse all so much
Hannah and Holly
It's Hannah and Holly. We remembered the blog address and stuff so we r know posting stuff. We are so happy that we are going to be participating in the Children's Choice Awards. Hannah's first performance is tonight. She is watching Desert Island Dances and she is so excited. Holly's first performance is on Saturday. She is watching Two Faced Bastard. She is so excited.
Luv youse all so much
Hannah and Holly
Show Evaluation Form
The Children’s Choice Awards Evaluation Form
Show Title_____________________________
Did you enjoy the show?
5. Loved it.
4. Liked it.
3. Felt nothing.
2. Didn’t like.
1. Hated it.
0. I’d rather eat dog barf.
Did the show make you brain work?
5. A lot.
4. A little
3. Not at all
2. It was kind of obvious
1. It was stupid.
0. If the show had a brain it would be smaller than an ant turd.
Did the show make you feel things?
5. A lot.
4. A little.
3. Not at all.
2. It made me tired.
1. I was bored out of my mind.
0. I wanted to throw myself into the ocean.
How unique was the show?
5. It blew my mind away.
4. I’ve never seen anything like it.
3. I’ve seen a bit of stuff like it.
2. I’ve seen lots of stuff like it.
1. Been there, done that, bought the tshirt, gave it to my dog.
0. Stop bugging me with these questions, the show was like a wet fart.
Regardless of whether you liked the show or not, do you think the show achieved what it was trying to do?
5. Yes, it was excellent at what it was trying to do.
4. It was good at what it was trying to do.
3. It adequately achieved its goals.
2. It failed at achieving its goals.
1. The show bombed on all fronts.
0. Can I go the bathroom and wash my brain so I never have to think of this show again.
How many memorable moments can you list
1.
2.
3
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Show Title_____________________________
Did you enjoy the show?
5. Loved it.
4. Liked it.
3. Felt nothing.
2. Didn’t like.
1. Hated it.
0. I’d rather eat dog barf.
Did the show make you brain work?
5. A lot.
4. A little
3. Not at all
2. It was kind of obvious
1. It was stupid.
0. If the show had a brain it would be smaller than an ant turd.
Did the show make you feel things?
5. A lot.
4. A little.
3. Not at all.
2. It made me tired.
1. I was bored out of my mind.
0. I wanted to throw myself into the ocean.
How unique was the show?
5. It blew my mind away.
4. I’ve never seen anything like it.
3. I’ve seen a bit of stuff like it.
2. I’ve seen lots of stuff like it.
1. Been there, done that, bought the tshirt, gave it to my dog.
0. Stop bugging me with these questions, the show was like a wet fart.
Regardless of whether you liked the show or not, do you think the show achieved what it was trying to do?
5. Yes, it was excellent at what it was trying to do.
4. It was good at what it was trying to do.
3. It adequately achieved its goals.
2. It failed at achieving its goals.
1. The show bombed on all fronts.
0. Can I go the bathroom and wash my brain so I never have to think of this show again.
How many memorable moments can you list
1.
2.
3
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
The Awards List
Most interactive
Most controversial
Most fun
Most enjoyable for old people
Most moving
Most ECO friendly
Most wacky play
Best presented
Most unique
Best choreographed dance
Most I don’t know why I liked it but I liked it anyway
Most creative
Most original
Best costumes
Best hairdo
Best character
Best music
Most emotive
The one that got me crying
Best sound effects
The one that made me pee my pants from laughter
The one that made me pee my pants from fright and fear
Most productive
Best role model
Most kid friendly
Most inspirational
The saddest
Most entertaining
Most imaginative
Most colourful costumes
Best setting
Best ideas
Most insightive (word by Vera(from da crew))
Everyone hated it but I loved it
Most romantic
Most immature
Best fiction
Most like a video game
Best shoes
Most detailed
Most spontaneous
Most confusing
Most evil
Best instrument
The most awesomeness
Most stupefying
Most spotty
The one that was better than chocolate
The most gangsta
Most controversial
Most fun
Most enjoyable for old people
Most moving
Most ECO friendly
Most wacky play
Best presented
Most unique
Best choreographed dance
Most I don’t know why I liked it but I liked it anyway
Most creative
Most original
Best costumes
Best hairdo
Best character
Best music
Most emotive
The one that got me crying
Best sound effects
The one that made me pee my pants from laughter
The one that made me pee my pants from fright and fear
Most productive
Best role model
Most kid friendly
Most inspirational
The saddest
Most entertaining
Most imaginative
Most colourful costumes
Best setting
Best ideas
Most insightive (word by Vera(from da crew))
Everyone hated it but I loved it
Most romantic
Most immature
Best fiction
Most like a video game
Best shoes
Most detailed
Most spontaneous
Most confusing
Most evil
Best instrument
The most awesomeness
Most stupefying
Most spotty
The one that was better than chocolate
The most gangsta
Randomness
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We're VIPs ur NOT HAHAHAHA
Go the randomness
Sorry, we're high on chocolate, kiwi's and pineapples
The moon is made out of cheese according to us HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We rule the world
We like chocolate pancakes.
Go www.youtube.com/fred
We're VIPs ur NOT HAHAHAHA
Go the randomness
Sorry, we're high on chocolate, kiwi's and pineapples
The moon is made out of cheese according to us HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We rule the world
Patti Smith
So apparently Patti Smith really likes the idea of the Children's Choice Awards and the jury is invited to come before her VIP opening for a special press call to meet with her and check out her work. She thought it would be cool to have photos of her and the jury members as they evaluated her stuff.
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