"if you're bored, make a face in the camera (pass it on)", along with a running video recorder.
After that was over we played a big game of tag to refresh ourselves and then took a walk down the road to Tesco Express cause Josh was hungry. He bought a cookie and a bag of chewy savory snacks for a total of 1.73p.
The show started to a full house and the old cathedral came to life (imagine gothic architecture, stained glass, you can wiki it for more info). Immediately the kids I sat beside doodled and passed each other notes.
"Its sucks two eggs short of a picnic basket"
"we're claping for nothing because its so rubbish!"
"it sucks eggs"
"0's all round 4 this performance & most boringist act."
By the interval, forty minutes later, it had been requested that we vote on whether we should stay or go. Each person stated their truth so we left.